tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post5030559822614063295..comments2023-08-15T11:03:58.591-04:00Comments on Adventures in Sparkland: The SeminarSparkling Redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12799366562472325812noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-33286073115611160102008-12-06T15:50:00.000-05:002008-12-06T15:50:00.000-05:00It makes sense that sitting still is tiring. You h...It makes sense that sitting still is tiring. You have to hold all your muscles in one place. Ack. Little kids have to spend years learning how to sit still!Emma Gorst https://www.blogger.com/profile/09692637018538270794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-73138562222958676442008-11-28T15:57:00.000-05:002008-11-28T15:57:00.000-05:00i can't stand seminars!! immensely!! mtgs either....i can't stand seminars!! immensely!! mtgs either. anything that req. me to sit quietly while people are paid to bore me is bad for business!!Jameilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02242625946552047911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-27412868578662141442008-11-26T18:30:00.000-05:002008-11-26T18:30:00.000-05:00Desi: I saved some of my Smarties for this aftern...Desi: I saved some of my Smarties for this afternoon, and they got me through the worst of it. <BR/><BR/>Ron: Gosh, we never dig a trench less than five feet deep. Because, you know, if you're only going to be shallow, why bother?<BR/><BR/>Whatigotsofar: I think I'd have to take about three more years' worth of boring seminars before I could be qualified to operate an oil rig. Which is fine, because Saskatchewan is colder than Toronto, so you'll never convince me to move.<BR/><BR/>Unsigned: I'm running with scissors right now! In the privacy of my own home, I can do whatever I want.<BR/><BR/>Nicole: That's funny. Here's something: in the cafeteria today I overheard the blind people making jokes about blind people. One of the men said "And then I said to him 'what are you, blind?'" and all his friends, who had white canes and guide dogs, laughed uproariously.Sparkling Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12799366562472325812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-27138651157832504762008-11-26T13:58:00.000-05:002008-11-26T13:58:00.000-05:00Urgh - I hate times like that ;)And I remember whe...Urgh - I hate times like that ;)<BR/><BR/>And I remember when that blind Italian Opera singer - I forgot his name - stayed in our Hotel and our manager insisted on switching the room from one site of the Hotel to the other.<BR/>We asked "Why" it's the same room.<BR/>"Yes, but it has the better view".<BR/><BR/>After he got it, he had to laugh about himself ;)<BR/><BR/>Maybe the architect of that building was a bit slow too?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-52140930827754163542008-11-26T09:55:00.000-05:002008-11-26T09:55:00.000-05:00Paragraph 12 Subsection 5: Office employees should...Paragraph 12 Subsection 5: Office employees should not run with scissors. If they do the should shout "danger I'm running with scissors!"<BR/><BR/>You'll shoot your eye out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-90243557906895675162008-11-26T07:24:00.000-05:002008-11-26T07:24:00.000-05:00So, are you now qualified to operate an oil rig or...So, are you now qualified to operate an oil rig or not?<BR/>I hear they're looking for people in Saskatchewan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-89356459288668236482008-11-25T21:41:00.000-05:002008-11-25T21:41:00.000-05:00I've been to those seminars before. I learned abou...I've been to those seminars before. I learned about how important it is to have bracing for trenches that we dig deeper than four feet, however we don't dig trenches. Still very important info to somebody. Try to sleep with your eyes open.Warped Mind of Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5620546355443994788.post-57412950826818513562008-11-25T20:40:00.000-05:002008-11-25T20:40:00.000-05:00OMG. No wonder. Keep downing the Smarties. You'll ...OMG. No wonder. Keep downing the Smarties. You'll make it.desihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01937968594570699276noreply@blogger.com