The easiest option would be to get her a book, but that might not be the best idea. She has a problem with buying more books than she can read. She's already years behind in her reading schedule.
I know - let's get her something to wear. Let's go for a walk to Winners!
Here we go. Doot de doo...
What a lovely day.
Spring flowers are so puuuuuurty!
Alright, we have arrived at the store. Let's see what they have that might be appropriate for my mom's 68th birthday.
Union jack skinny jeans?
Better, but still not what I'm looking for.
What the - they have the nerve to charge $15 for these rags that were salvaged from a bear-attack victim? Sheesh. That's tragic. Whoever it was obviously lost both their legs to the crotch.
For $25 you can get a colourful version.
LOL - nope!
Wait, what's this lovely array of denim over here?
Oooh, banana-yellow. I'll just grab these to try on...
Oh no, I'm shopping for myself now! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? *spends another 45 minutes shopping for self*
Ah, that's the ticket. A pretty summer blouse for mom. Excellent!
*buys flowery shirt for mom, banana shorts for self*
Okay, that was fun. Let's head home now. Hey look, baby pine cones! Aren't they cute?