Friday, July 18, 2008

Mysterious Tub

I found something else on my walk. A giant plastic tub of blue stuff. It's about 9 feet high.

I don't know what's in there, but there's room for 2500 gallons of it.

I find it troubling that this mysterious vat is sitting out in the open, within the reach of children and mischievous teenagers. It could be raspberry Kool-aid, but somehow I doubt that. It's within a stone's throw of the community centre pool. It's probably filled with dangerous chemi-kills.

Could they not have come up with a more secure means of storage? Methinks this must be in violation of safety bylaws. If not, we need better bylaws.


unsigned said...

Kool-Aid man... OH YEAH!

Pool-Aid man... OH NOO!

It's probably chlorine for the pool so all the kids don't get horrible skin diseases from the water.

I hope nobody opens the plug on the bottom.

Sploosh! Mother nature OWNED!

Tink said...

Um, yeah, that's freaky. I think I'd be calling someone up and raising hell.

whatigotsofar said...

It's probably melted Smurf.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

OMG! I bet it's a concentrated chlorine for the pool, but due to some tragic car accident a massive overdose of the chemical will be dumped in the pool. Luckily there will be only one child in the pool and due to an amazing stroke of luck instead of burning alive the child will develop super human powers!!! The question is will he use his powers for good or evil????

jameil1922 said...

um... PROBLEM!!!

Logan said...

With fat Sharpie, write
"What is this? Is it safe? .... My straw's too short, but it smells too tasty to resist! Will be back with longer straw."

See if anyone official or responsible notices.
Mild social anarchy?
Or write a letter! Politicians are afraid of words.

Sparkling Red said...

Unsigned: Any punk with a sharp object could bore a hole through that material, if the plug proves to be resistant. OH NOO! is right!

Tink: I did vote, but I'd have to do some research to find the number for the local political rep. I voted in the community centre, outside of which the mysterious tub is located.

WIGSF: That might be delicious! Unless it's Jokey Smurf, in which case it might be explosive.

Ron: POOLMAN! Can clean your pool faster than a speeding bullet! Can take out his enemies by filling their lungs with burning chlorine gas! Has rippling blue muscles and very white teeth! POOLMAN!

Jameil: Yup. We'll see if that's on the news next. I'll keep my camera in my bag, just in case.

Logan: Anything is delicious if you drink it through a bendy straw. Or so I've found so far.

Keera Ann Fox said...

Logan: LOL!

Spark: Put that bendy straw down. Now!

Dianne said...

LOVE Logan's idea!

nicole said...

Yuck to Cool Aid AND Chlorine ;)

But melted Smurf, yeah, I guess that's it ;)

Jenski said...

That is odd and a bit scary! Not even labeled with the contents, huh?