Monday, August 29, 2011

How My Brain Resists Marketing


I'm downtown passing through a fancy department store, and I see a display advertising this new perfume called Womanity.  I don't know much about it, but the bottle is super-cool.



Seriously.  I love this design. 


Where does my brain go with this image of enigmatic beauty and strength?  It fixates on the name "Womanity" and goes here (original LOL created by me to illustrate my thought process):


I apologize to all the people who put a gajillion dollars into marketing this perfume.  That is how my brain works.  If you see me walking alone in the mall, snickering to myself for no apparent reason, that is why.

10 comments:

DarcKnyt said...

That lol is frickin' awesome. Fantastic work, Spark! Post on the cheezburger.com network!

Pixiebaby said...

LMAO! I love it :) Your mind works in such an entertaining way. I'd love to go out shopping with you sometime...but we'd probably get kicked out for laughing too loudly ;)

wigsf3 said...

When will women learn, perfume does not help you in any way.
If a woman doesn't want to smell, take a shower and use soap.
Every perfume is just adding a smell to your person. Why? What goal does it achieve?
If its to make your man go wild with desire, perfume is expensive and ineffective. Rub butter on yourself. Men love the smell of butter. Men love butter so much, we contemplate making love to butter. Its only our willpower that keeps us from getting caught with our hand in the cookie jar, if you know what I mean.

But for now, I must leave and get to the grocery store. I'm all outta butter.

Lynn said...

That bottle looks very Art Deco to me. Pretty cool, but strange name. Love the manatee lol. :)

LL Cool Joe said...

Love the bottle, hate the name!

I love anyone that smells good. Any gender.

Jameil said...

LOL! I wish my brain would resist whatever it takes!!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Cool bottle, but as far as smell goes I think Bacon would have men chasing women down. Mmmmm.... bacon.....

ileana said...

Ha! I'm appreciating the way your mind works right now. :)

Very cool, chica!

DarcsFalcon said...

ROFL! Oh Spark, that's awesome!

Don't ever change. :D

Jenski said...

Hahaha - I definitely think that is a perfume name FAIL and your interpretation makes it that much better.