Sunday, November 22, 2015

Royal Winter Fair, Part 2


Aaaaaand, we're back!  Remember where we left off last week?  We were in the cow barn, watching selected bovine divas get primped for the judges.  However, this lot had already done their competition.  They were relaxing, and resting on their laurels.  The cow in the middle had won a red ribbon, which was pinned to the wall above her.  Her name is Fireball Miss Tootsie Roll.


This cow is fascinating to me on account of her unusually furry belly.


But enough of cows.  They're okay, but if I had to choose between a cow and a horse, it would be a horse every time.  I mean...


My aunt, who rides and volunteers for therapeutic riding programs (for veterans, and special needs kids) informs me that when a horse's lower lip is relaxed and kind of dangly, it means the horse is happy.  I wish you could have seen the lips of these two horses wibbling and wobbling around.  They were obviously chillaxed.


Hello.  My head is just a giant nose with two eyes on either side.  BTW do you have any apples in your pockets?  No?  I'd settle for a carrot...


The horses were getting dolled up to perform in competitive exercises.  This fellow had his fetlocks freshly powdered.


Other horses had their hooves blacked so that they shone like patent leather shoes.  I love the sound of horses clopping on the concrete floor of the huge, echoey Horse Palace.  (That's the official name of the building.)  There are two levels, so sometimes you'll hear loud clip-clopping from overhead because there are horses on the ceiling.  

Finally, as promised, freakish veggies.  One of several giant pumpkins:


A terrifyingly carved "root vegetable":


(She's coming for your soul in the night if you don't pay proper tribute.)

And the Grand Finale, a mutant, world-record-breaking beet.


My hand is included for scale.

That's it for photos.  Important experiences I didn't photograph are:

1) A sheep herding demonstration by one tough-as-nails shepherdess and four border collies, who performed in turn.  The sheep also deserve a mention.  They did a lot of running.  My favourite part was when the shepherdess demonstrated how she could command a dog to bring the sheep to her, and it would attempt to obey even if she made herself a moving target.  The resultant scene was a middle-aged woman running around an arena, being chased by seven sheep, which were in turn being chased by a dog.  It was pretty entertaining.  (I was seated too far away to get a decent photo.)

2) The petting zoo, of course!  Where else can I get my fill of having my palm nuzzled by fuzzy goat lips? Another rhetorical question: Have you ever heard of a zebu?  They are a type of small cattle originally from South Asia.  The petting zoo had TWO baby zebus!  (And their moms.)  This is not my photo (my hands were too slobbery for photos), but this is what they looked like:


They could not. Be. Any. Cuter.  

My last animal encounter of the fair was having my hand gently licked by a baby zebu's dark purple tongue.  I was tempted the tuck the calf into my coat and take it home with me.  But I didn't.  Maybe next year.

4 comments:

DarcKnyt said...
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DarcKnyt said...

Wow, epic animal-tastic photo essay! Love it, love it! And the zebus...are they as tasty as they are cute? Hm. :)

Thanks for sharing, Spark. I gotta get to one o' these soon. The sheep-herding thing sounds cool. Sheep dogs are da bomb.

Vanessa T said...

Totally awesome photo essay, Spark! Cows are cool (seriously, ice cream!) but horses, wow. I love that clip-clop-on-concrete sound too. It has a cadence to it.

The zebus were cute! Even the veggies were great - made my flowers look puny, lol.

Wish I could have gone with you, that would have been fun. This was the next best thing, so thank you! <3

Lynn said...

Love the horse photos and the sweet baby there at the end.