I can hardly bear to share this, but I'm too weak to deal with it alone. I'm going to have to have a serious talk with Ken about discretion. I think he must have been looking at porn online. Look at the mess he left on our desk. It's disgraceful!
Sunday, May 11, 2008
The Swimmers
If you have delicate sensibilities, this post is not for you. Flee, now, before it's too late!!
I can hardly bear to share this, but I'm too weak to deal with it alone. I'm going to have to have a serious talk with Ken about discretion. I think he must have been looking at porn online. Look at the mess he left on our desk. It's disgraceful!
I can hardly bear to share this, but I'm too weak to deal with it alone. I'm going to have to have a serious talk with Ken about discretion. I think he must have been looking at porn online. Look at the mess he left on our desk. It's disgraceful!
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Only two. If anything, the talk should be about his low count. Or maybe he should see a doctor about them being so large. Seriously, that ain't human.
Hmmm perhaps he's taking some sort of steroid because of the size and qty of them. Be careful if those things turn and start trying to swim toward you!
Are they paperweights? What *are* they? Other than the obvious... tee hee...
Whatigotsofar: Have I ever claimed that Ken is human?
Ron: I think I could fight them off, just the two of them. Apparently a normal quantity is 40 million. I would be in serious trouble!
Aurora: They're promotional give-aways for IVF Canada (Creating Families Since 1983). They're made out of the same squishable material as a stress ball. Personally, however, I wouldn't feel comfortable treating them roughly.
Cum again?
OK, those are giving me all the wrong ideas and none of them sexual. What are they?
stress ball sperm? wtf
creepy and funny at the same time
I can just imagine squeezing a sperm stress ball at my desk at work. That would get some looks!
Oh, I'd squeeze 'em! ;-) Makes up for clumsy grabs on my boobs by guys who aren't aware tits can feel pain.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
:D
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